I Remember Halloween

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

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The Downfall of the 'It' Girl

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Close To Home

You Look How I Feel

Beer & Boarding: A Match Made on the Mountain

FYI: I had the first beer of the season at Dodge Ridge. I know you're jealous!

Darkside Drunks

I don't mind if people drink. Hell, I like my wine, my beer and my champagne every now and again. One thing I can not stand is darkside drunk. This is term used for normal people, who when under the influence of alcohol turn into drunkin monsters. These people are business men, women with careers, bums on the street: this problem can effect anyone. What happens is that as soon as they see alcohol, the lose their limits. Next thing you know they have gone from one drink to five in under an hour. Pace them- it is true. As the drinks go down the transformation begins. They go from your average Joe, to a total asshole who wants to fight you and the whole bar. This would actually be a good scenario for darksiders. It always gets worse! Next thing you know they are flashing everyone, telling your best friends off, embarrassing you, embarrassing themselves. The best is when you are one drink deep and they are ten, when they try to discuss why their parents hate them, or start questioning you, asking why are you the way you are. All the while they have no idea what they are saying or doing and will never remember it no matter how hard you try to get them to remember. It is so frustrating dealing with these darksiders. I am not saying that I am a saint, but these people bug the hell out of me, and honestly bore me to death. I don't mind a little darkside drunk here and there from someone, but every time you go out gets old. I hate monotony! So why the hell would I want to relive nights at the bar with a darksider over and over again? The insanity must stop!

So, that brings me home tonight. Instead of continuing my night out with my darkside drunk roommate, I have decided to come home and spill my guts about it. Trust me, it is more exciting than dealing with a darksider. At least I can go home with a sense of pride...


Cheers!

p.s. If you are a darkside drunk, sober up and stop making life so boring.

HERE I GO AGAIN...

This has been a wild past few weeks. Left Portland with a bang! Short Shorts party was way too fun. I mean seeing tons of dudes rocking mini's was hilarious. Left Oregon a few days later to go visit Humboldt. It had been 2 years since my move and nothing had really changed there. A few of my girls had kids but other than that, the place is still one of the most debauturas places on earth. You can't even imagine. It was really nice to see all the homies and say hi to the massive redwoods. After 2 weeks knee deep in chaos, I bailed to so cal to see the fam and get ready for my NYC mini move. I arrived in NYC on Friday. Took a cab to my new spot in Greenpoint, Brooklyn. This place is amazing. I guess it is located in the Polish part of town and kinda down the road from the hipster capitol, Williamsburg. My roomie, Aaron is an art handler and artist. Oh and he loves Gossip Girl- so do I - don't tell!~! Friday night we went to the city for his buddy's birthday. We went to this speakeasy type of bar. It was crazy, they only served drinking in tea cups. Great way to make you think you are not really pounding shots. Great! Woke up Saturday not feeling 100%, so we did brunch on Bedford St. We met up with some more of my roomies homies and drank breakfast bombs, which consist of a momosa with a shot of vodka. Death, I know! After a few, we met up with my best friend, Crystal and had some foamies. Foamies are $3 huge styrofoam cups filled with Budwiser. Normally not my thing, but when in Rome... or Brooklyn! The rest of the day was out of control, i am sure you can imagine, but I made it home safe. Now I am chilling out and enjoying this beautiful sunny day. Earlier I went out and got some flowers, which are making my day even better. Might hang out with Blair Thetford later today. Should be fun considering we haven't seen eachother in almost 10 years... I think my dreads were like 2 inches last time I saw him!- old school!! OK love you and miss you tons!

Till the next episode...
love!

Portland's Barfly

Barfly is the best bar website ever. I wish every town had one. It give you details on all types of different drinking destinations. If you want to take me out for a drink check their website and find the hottest place.


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Mint- Restaurant Review

Mint's food kinda sucks, but their drinks are to die for. I got the Tropical Punch which has pineapple rum, banana rum, vodka, cherry juice, pineapple juice, and mandarin puree served on the rocks for $9. Totally worth it!! If you want to know how to start me up- take me here and make me drink three of these. Instantly, I started having flashbacks to every island I have ever been to. I started feeling really good and could almost smell the ocean. I think I even envisioned a hot surfer. Later, I looked again and I think it was a bum in a Hawaiian shirt- bummer! Yeah, so Mint is not the place for dinner but definitely the place to waste your face! Cheers!

http://www.mintand820.com/main.shtml

Dingo's Loves Fish & Drunks

Dingo's
4612 SE Hawthorne Blvd.
Portland, OR503-233-3996

Thank God I found a place that has decent fish tacos in Portland! Yeh! Dingo's on Hawthorne offers many types of fish that is grilled & yummy! On the weekends between 12-4, they have a great happy hour special featuring one burrito & bloody mary for $5.50. EPIC! Talk about hangover love! They also give you lots of free chips & salsa- more hangover love! Thank you Dingo's for coming out of nowhere and making my fish taco dreams come true!!

Getting High on Your Own Supply

Ok I work for Guyaki Yerba Mate doing demos as a side job. I demo the Pure Line, which features Pure Passion, Pure Mind and Pure Endurance. Yerba Mate is a caffinated leaf from the South American rain forest. Yesterday, as always, I got high on my own supply. Feeling the good energy, I tried to go to bed. No luck. So now here I am Monday morning, at my office 9-5 job, getting high again... high on the good energy of Guyaki Yerba Mate!

"The movie never ends... it goes on and on and on and on..."

Bob Is Back!

I moved out of La Habra when I was 19. At that point I had a ton of friends. Unfortunately, I lost contact with a lot of these people. There were, however, tons of friends I kept in touch with or were able to easily find. Over the years, me and my gypsy friend, together or separated, would go on our adventures. Through the years we could lose contact and then somehow find each other and reunite like it was 97 or something. So, yesterday I found Bob Bligh. Bob lived down the street, up the hill and around the corner from me. I can't even begin to tell you about him or the good times we have had together. I could go on for hours about our crazy adventures. I don't mean like kinda crazy, I mean board certified crazy. Add Madd Matt to the adventure and now we are toxic avengers raging the planet in search of the ultimate scheme for amusement. Bob, I miss you so much and can't wait to see you. Reunited and it feels so good.

To all my homies from back in the day, I miss you so much and will always rememeber the wonderful adventures we had. Till the next episode... I am not done with you yet!!

LOVE YOU!

Married with Kids

Hello. Over the weekend I have decided that I want to settle down. I am not entirely sure what that means yet, but for starters I have decided that I want a man to marry. Not now or anything like that, but just in general. I have always thought against marriage and children, but now realize that I am probably going to need a partner in crime. So, if you know anyone who is pretty hot & pretty manly, then direct him my way. I think the Ab Fab is getting to me & as a result don't want to be an old maid, or a maid in general.

Naked Oregon

This weekend it was like 80 degrees or something in Portland. Previously it has been raining and sometimes hailing. Not fun for spring to say the least. So in worship of the sun, Kati & I headed out to the SAuvie Island nude beach. Oh what fun! It was like a comic adventure. We sat in an isolated spot ( at least we thought it was isolated). As we laid there we started to notice that all of a sudden we were in the beach's cross beach traffic. Men were walking by life crazy. Mind you , everyone is naked, so we are laughing and the men are lurking. It was a riot. Then a man who looked like he just popped out of the dinosaur age rolls up. He is completely tan with a chizzled beard shave and a feather in his hand. He lurks around us for awhile. At this point everyone on the beach is chekcin this guy out because he is riding dirty! We ignore him for awhile and turn up the Bon Jovi. Just then a group of people roll up. Oh wait, what the hell? It is Chris Parker & crew. Nice. Getting caught on the naked beach by someone I actualy know & that doesn't even live in Portland, priceless. This is probaly the funniest thing that has ever happened. More happens but you can hear it from me in person. Suavie Island rocks. For more info about Naked Oregon check out the Oregon Clothing-Optional Beach Alliance! (http://www.orcoba.org/). They can help your dreams + tans come true!


Namaste.

Cheers!