You know you were on tour too long when:

1. you dated the lot legends.
2. one of your ex boy friend’s resembles wavy gravy and acts like Tim leary.
3. your ex is referred to as 'redred'.
4. your other ex owes you money... not a few bux but a few thousand.
5. your boobs are sagging because you refused to wear a bra for 5 yrs plus.
6. you show off to your friends that you finally started shaving.
7. you bought your first brush in 2002.
8. you use tourmaline face care products instead of lot dust.
9. you think grilled cheese is part of the basic food group.
10. you see a vw or van and think of the good old days.
11. you have no idea what your friends real names are... they will always be tree, river and sunshine to you.
12. you brag about having been to every state... when a normal person asks what you were doing there, you say ' just passing by'... instead of I was on tour with the boys.
13. every time someone says 'the boys' you can't help but think of phish or dead.
14. all your old pictures are of you getting drunk in a parking lot.
15. every time you see an empty parking lot you have a flashback.
16. every time you hear phish you start unconsciously grooving.
17. you still live in Cali.
18. you still live in Humboldt.
19. you still date guys from the lot.
20. you are the best damn co-pilot that ever existed and can get anywhere in the world without GPS.
21. you still have friends with dreads.
22. you still have your dreads in a bag somewhere deep in your closet.
23. you are still friends with Nicole!

Love you!


YO KID! WHERE'S THE NEXT SHOW??? GOT AN EXTRA???