Seriously, does everyone need to know that I just ate a burrito and almost got hit by a car? Really? Twitter is taking over the web, promising updates on all your favorite victims. I seriously can't believe it is real. Now people can stalk you 24-7! All those randoms, knowing your every move. Knowing where you'll be, who you're with, and sometimes even what you are drinking. Are we getting just a little too virtual people? I might have to draw the line. Sorry Twitter, we are not meant to be. That is just a bit too creepy for me.
Next time someone says, I know what you did last summer, they will really mean it. Watch out for stalkers in the window, they know you like Doritos and brought you a present. Gross. Stop Twitting.