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looking for mad scientist to help cloning in polygamist ranch - 28 (wife ranch)

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Date: 2008-07-29, 11:13AM PDT

Hi I'm looking for a mad scientist. My friend and I are trying to start a polygamist wife ranch. Since my friend is a woman, and its her ranch, we were trying to figure out how to make sure our crop stays pure. Since we feel cross-pollinating crop would ensure the entire system being contaminated, and since my sperm alone would ensure our future generations of crop as inbred, we have decided that we'll need a mad scientist to clone the DNA, splicing it together with my partner's DNA.

This is a highly illegal, underground operation, so please, keep all applications secret and to yourself. Although, should legal trouble ensue, my partner is a lawyer and she will try to make sure you don't spend too long in jail.

Please respond ASAP!!

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Boxed Media Group said...

wtf ? Is this serious ? Where do i apply ???